The secret is to always let the other man have your way.

-Claiborne Pell

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.

-Robert A. Heinlein

Love me faithfully, See how I am faithful With all my heart and all my soul I am with you though I am far away.

-Anon.

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

-Ogden Nash

How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is To have a thankless child

-William Shakespeare

Be not slow to visit the sick.

-Ecclesiastes