I don't generally feel anything until noon then it's time for my nap.

-Bob Hope

The only questions worth asking today are whether humans are going to have any emotions tomorrow, and what the quality of life will be if the answer is no.

-Lester Bangs

When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.

-Bob Edwards

Reason means truth and those who are not governed by it take the chance that someday the sunken fact will rip the bottom out of their boat.

-Sri da Avabhas

All the passions make us commit faults love makes us commit the most ridiculous ones.

-La Rochefoucauld

Love looks through a telescope, envy, through a microscope.

-Josh Billings