Virtue is praised but hated. People run away from it, for it is ice-cold and in this world you must keep your feet warm.

-Denis Diderot

The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened.

-Saki

Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.

-Unknown

The thinker dies, but his thoughts are beyond the reach of destruction. Men are mortal but ideas are immortal.

-Richard Adams

If you're a cowboy, and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.

-Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

-Ogden Nash