Higher beings from outer space may not want to tell us the secrets of life, because we're not ready. But maybe they'll change their tune after a little torture.

-Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.

-Penn Jillette

I've found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more chances. Be more active. Show up more often.

-Brian Tracy

If you would live healthy, be old early.

-Danish proverb

A single day is enough to make us a little larger.

-Paul Klee

The sole advantage of power is that you can do more good.

-Baltasar Gracian